Concurrently happening during all this is Kim trying to talk Khloe into going on a double date with their respective men. Kim isn’t happy about the fact that Khloe still has pictures up in her house of her ex-flames. Khloe says she won’t take the pictures down until Kim proves she’s serious about someone. This is what I spent my f***ing Sunday night watching. Game 6 of the NBA Finals on, and I’m watching Khloe Kardashian throw pictures of Reggie Bush, Miles Austin, and some Australian dude in a garbage can. My priorities are CLEARLY in line with the rest of the men in this country.
I’ll tell you one person who probably isn’t happy with Kim’s latest conquest…Lamar Odom. I would wager to say that Lamar Odom probably hadn’t heard about Kris Humphries until his sister-in-law started dating him. There is nothing worse than being forced to hang out with some guy that sucks because your woman’s friend’s significant other is sh*tty to be around. Their conversations have to be awful for Lamar. One is a two time NBA champion, the other sucks. Kim thinks that they probably have so much in common, when in reality they just have the same job and know some of the same people. I’m sure Lamar Odom burned through those ice breaking talking points REAL quick.
Khloe apologizes to Kim, and does so in a baby voice. I’m glad to see that she is versatile enough to take that baby voice from one E! product to another. She really perfected that not annoying at all voice on the inaugural season of “Khloe & Lamar”, and seamlessly brings it to “Keeping Up With The Kardashians”.
We finally get to this dinner, and Kim starts it off with saying that Rob is pretty much a piece of sh*t. Kim grabbed a small piece of my heart at that point. I am NOT a fan of Rob Kardashian. To me he just seems like an entitled little dick who thinks that everything should be handed to him. It turns out that it is. He says to Kim that Khloe pays him an allowance. HE GETS AN ALLOWANCE FROM HIS OLDER SISTER. For what? Living in her house? Playing video games with her husband? Always keeping his mouth open? Your guess is as good as mine.
At the end of the dinner, Kris tries to give a toast, but is too toasted (PUN ALERT!) to give it. We then go into a bunch of talking heads about “yeah we fight all the time but at the end of the day we’re family and we love each other” type sayings. I really hope this whole “we gotta get the family back together” isn’t an overarching theme this season, because at times it was pretty f***ing boring to watch. The carefully edited preview for the season package shows the following. There’s “drama” going on all the time, the sisters fight with each other, the sisters fight with their mother, etc. This is groundbreaking television we’re talking about here.
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