If you had 72 days in your Kim Kardashian/Kris Humphries divorce office pool, you are a loser. Well, you would’ve won the money, but you’re a loser for participating in such an event. In fact, we’re all losers. We’re sh*theads for enduring FOUR F*CKING HOURS of wedding coverage, countless episodes of “Keeping up with the Kardashians” and its numerous spinoffs. The E! television network and the Kardashian family have made MILLIONS by allowing us to see how this family “truly” lives and operates, when really we just witness the gross exploitation of the Kardashian “brand” for the good of the kompany’s bottom line. And this marriage and divorce is the absolute perfect example of that. Here are some of my thoughts on how everything played out.

-It really isn’t hyperbolic to say that this is the most expected demise of a marriage in recent history. Add one part fame whore whose mother literally controls every aspect of her professional life, another part of the male ego of a professional athlete who would most likely get … Continue reading →

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-When we last left Scott and Kourtney, she was unhappy with him because he has been drinking with her brother. In an attempt to make it up to her, he has breakfast come over in a boat, but she’s not budging in her anger. Words can’t describe how awkward this situation was. I would imagine all Scott wanted to do was to hurl himself off the dock and stay on the ocean floor forever.

-Time to pile on Rob! Aka my favorite part of any episode. Scott tells him he’s surprised he doesn’t have any teardrop tattoos “like his rapper friends”, and Kris Humphries tells the whole family that Rob is into hookers. Then everyone’s all like “psssssh how can he be into f*cking hookers when his ass is broke because he’s a loser and Kyndall makes more money than him you DIPSHIT!” This was Rob’s wake up call, and he’s like totally gonna get his sh*t together when he gets back … Continue reading →

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Yesterday afternoon, our dog Chloe ate an entire tray of chocolate brownies and licked the tray clean. She’s fine, I’m pretty sure she has an iron stomach. What does this have to do with KUWTK? Well nothing, really. But her name is pretty much the same as a Kardashian that wasn’t on this vacation. Yeah that was a bit of a stretch. Anyway, let’s get to it.

-Remember last week’s KONTROVERSY when Kim lost a $75,000 earring? Well turns out it’s fine, because A) her mother tells her it was insured, and B) that sh*t was so big Kyndall found it on the ocean floor. How konvenient. Anyway, the reason Kim ran away because her boyfriend Kris had never seen her kry and she didn’t want him to witness it. The phrase “that’s why you have insurance” was said several times in this scene. I wouldn’t be surprised if you started seeing these girls in Progressive commercials with Pedro Cerrano.

-Scott realizes … Continue reading →