-Who can Kim talk to about this? Did you guess her former partner on DWTS? If you did, you’d be wrong. Instead she goes to Prince’s ex-wife. Why did she go to her? To tell Prince to play nice? You realize this is his EX-wife, right? Is she a dancer? Did Prince call her up on stage too? Is that how they met? Is this real life?
-Anyway, Prince’s ex-wife said dancing is just like going through a photo shoot. News flash—no it isn’t. One requires a lot of coordination and athleticism, the other just requires you to look pretty and be patient. I think. I’ve never been the subject of a photo shoot.
-Scott is complaining to Kourtney about the way Kris treats him (and justly so), so he tells Kourtney to tell her to stop coming over unannounced. If you don’t remember, this was the plot line of an entire episode earlier in the season. Do reality shows have plot lines? Aren’t plot lines something writers come up with. BUT THIS IS REALITY TV THERE ARE NO WRITERS THIS IS REAL F*CKING LIFE WE’RE WATCHING HERE!
-He realizes that not having a pissed off Kris Jenner in your life is better than having a pissed off Kris Jenner in your life, so he heads over there to apologize. She kind of apologizes for a couple low blows she said to him earlier. All’s fine and dandy.
-Later on, the whole family goes to an Armenian restaurant for dinner. Out of nowhere, an impromptu dance show breaks out! That’s such a coincidence! Kim, like totally emerges from her shell and actually participates in the show! She had real moves and everything! She didn’t really have moves per se, she pretty much just shook her ass and boobs. I’m glad Kourtney told us she thinks Kim still sucks at dancing though.
NEXT WEEK: Kris gets plastic surgery, Kris Humphries goes on vacation with the family, and Kim cries on said vacation. RIVETING.
What did you guys think? Leave your thoughts in the comments below.
Bill
LOL I don’t know why but I laughed when Scott said, “I know, I have caller ID.”
Kim might be gorgeous but she is as boring as a box of rocks. I know previous episodes focused on her lack of drinking, which is fine, but if you’re not going to drink, at least be interesting (case in point, Scott “the Dapper Don” Disick). She seems so robotic and rigid- girl needs to loosen up a bit! Does she ever even laugh??
I also completely agree with you about the DWTS thing- if she was on it, then she must have learned something!
And I also don’t think Kim gets stage fright.. I think she just doesn’t have anything to say.
You really dont have to “explain” your lame jokes.
I realize that you and RS are two different people and that you both have your own writing styles, but you just come across as so angry and constantly pissed off about this show. “F*ck…sh*t…” over and over again.. we get it, you like to swear, and maybe you think it’s emphasizing your point, but I find it distracting. RS uses those words once in a while to emphasize a point and it works. Obviously this is your blog and you can write whatever you want, but I for one would find it much funnier if you cut back on the swearing. Other than that I think you do a great job.
Love your story about getting stuck dancing at that wedding…I so felt for you because I would’ve been the same way!
I really hope you people realize who this guy is writing about. The KARDASHIANS (just in case you forgot). Its lame, they are lame. So forgive him if he has lame jokes. These people dont exactly give you much to work with. On the same subject, i think F*cking swearing actually lightens up this Sh*ty show.
The swearing doesn’t bother me. After reading Bills comments every week I actually find myself not that interested in the show..hardly watch it at all this season. He just made me realize how truly ridiculous this show is and how set up it is (i think it got more and more fake every season). This blog and the RR/RW one are the best ones on here!
Which sunglass designer sent a million pairs of sunglasses to Bora Bora for the ladies to wear? Almost every scene they had on a new pair!