-Kris H. is being playful and silly around the family, but he’s taking it a liiiiiittle too far. Kourtney and Kris Jenner are in a kayak, and Kris H. splashes the sh*t out of them. He then deliberately tips them over, then goes on and on about how he wasn’t trying to flip them, but was trying to climb on the back. Kris, you’re pretty much the size of the kayak. You seem like a moderately intelligent person, what made you think even if you DID climb on the back of the boat it wouldn’t tip over? You’re becoming dumber by osmosis. THAT’S SCIENCE!
-Scott tries to patch things up with Rob by having a few beers. Rob pretty much says he doesn’t like to hang out with Scott anymore because he doesn’t drink anymore, then tells Scott that he doesn’t have to drink to fit in. Pick a side, buddy. Anyway they start drinking then ride a bike into the ocean. It actually looked pretty fun, I’m not gonna lie. Drunk bike riding is awesome.
-My family has a cottage on a small lake in Michigan, and it’s in the middle of nowhere. The only things to do up there are golf, drink, and go boating. One time I went up there with a few friends and boozed pretty much every waking moment. We thought it was an awesome idea (it was) to drunkenly ride our bikes on the extremely hilly golf course. I was riding down the fairway when BOOM the sprinklers came on, hit me in the face and I flew off the bike. That sh*t doesn’t happen when sober bike riding. And THAT’S why drunk bike riding is the best.
-Bruce wants to renew their vows, blah blah blah, Kris feels super uncomfortable blah blah blah, this part of the episode was super boring. Let’s move on.
-They’re all at their 93rd meal of the week where they ask Mason to point out members of the family. When they ask him to point to Kris H., he totally doesn’t because he’s two, probably hasn’t been around him for more than a few minutes at a time, and oh yeah, he’s two. YOU TOTALLY DON’T BELONG IN THIS FAMILY KRIS! MASON SAYS SO!
-Kris H. next finds out something he probablyyyyy should’ve known—Kim has been married before. I don’t know the particulars of her first marriage, but holy f*ck does it sound creepy. She was 19 and the family pretty much said “ah whatever, some old creep took her away and married her, no biggy”. WHAT?! Some guy just married her? How does that happen? Why is everybody so nonchalant about it? But anyway, Kris is floored by the revelation, understandably.
Another awesome write up, Bill! Loving them! And I literally cheered when I read the “could care less” part…so many people do that and it drives me bananas.
I was kinda surprised you didn’t go off on Kris Kardashian. HAHA She’s so selfish..no wonder her kids turned out to be the way they are. She’s so over dramatic and self centered. If my husband of 20 years planned a romantic vaca to Bora Bora I’d be dancing on the tables! And then she wants to act like she doesn’t want to renew her vows? Why don’t you do something HE wants to do for ONCE!
I loved the clip where Bruce tells Kris H he has a problem.. freaking hilarious.
You’re doing a great job writing! Keep em coming!
is this dudes name really kris with a k or are you just doing that to be kute? at least call him kristofer. seems more like a guys name and its still spelled really wrong and maybe i will be able to tell him apart from everyone else with the seemingly exact same name. i am glad rob, bruce and kardashian had a good vacation.
This show is getting to hard to watch; boring Kim is such a pill to be around, how does anyone stand it??? You can see why Khloe and Kourt are so close; Kim is so self centered she has no fun; and Kris is just as bad; if it weren’t for Mason and Scott I couldn’t watch the show at all; I’m surprised you didn’t mentioned Scott’s line of the night which I had to to rewind and watch about 3 times I was laughing so hard; it was when Kris; Rob and him were sitting on the dock and Kris was complaining about Kim already being married and scott says “Did you think you were going to be her first” and you just know what he was/wanted to refer too!!! Then Rob said “well, it’s not like she was actually married” and Scott says “Nope dude, she was married paper and all” Priceless, the look on his face says it all!!! I wish E woudl give Scott his own show; he would be way more entertaiing the Lamar!
i like your recaps but not a fan of the childhood anecdotes.
I’ve been watching the newest Kardashian mess, “Kim & Kourtney Take New York” and I have to say, I’m surprised that it lasted that long. Kim is the most selfish person I have ever seen on camera. The way she would keep leaving her brand new husband and going off with her Mom, sisters and whoever else, no wonder it collapsed. Kris should count his blessings that he got away from her and her equally obnoxious sisters, Kourtney & Khloe. People say he was the bad egg, but from what I have seen, he only reacted to the way he was being treated. Sure what has been shown of his comments seem mean-spirited, but come on folks, wouldn’t you strike back if you were USED for publicity and treated like a dog who got left behind constantly. Kris Humphries is adorable, sincere, and intelligent from what I have seen and he has absolutely NO reason to feel ashamed. If Kim wants a “pet” for a companion, get a dog that you can leave with family and friends while you are travelling the country. Don’t expect your husband to be treated like he’s yesterdays news. Shame on you Kim. And Kourtney, I can see why Scott is such a mess, you treat him exactly the same way. You Kardashian women are all alike, save Khloe, who seems to be the only one who knows how to treat her man. Although I think you were a bit rotten to Kris H., especially with that snake prank. Time to GROW UP ladies. You may be beautiful, but you are terribly nasty to your men. Even Bruce Jenner seems to have lost his b—s. As a woman, I am appalled the way they treat their men. I give them all the credit for their beauty and money, so I am not jealous, just sad for them that they don’t know how to have a true loving relationship with a man. And Reggie Bush, if it’s true that Kim is out to get you again……RUN!