-The second they get to the plane, one of Scott’s cronies walks down the steps with two bottles of champagne. It was as if it was scripted or something! Scott doesn’t drink! His friends DO drink! HOW CAN SCOTT POSSIBLY CONTAIN HIMSELF? Then they show flashbacks to him acting like a dick. Those flashbacks will never get old to me.
-Kris then forces herself into ice skating with the girls, and like all teenagers, they’re mortified when she is around. At this point I really feel bad for her. I know that I’m hard on Kris, but she really does want to make an effort, but since she had them at such a later age than the others, she’s having a hard time relating to them. Is some of this her fault? Sure it is. But you have to give her credit, she’s trying.
-Scott gets to Vegas, and he immediately comes to the conclusion it’s going to be impossible to stay sober. YES! This old guy is dancing and sh*t, and Scott decides to have ONE drink. VEGAS BABY! (Tangent—I fu*king HATE it when people say that. Fu*cking ‘Swingers’. You are a Certified Class A douchemonger if those words come out of your mouth. It should never be said, yet it is integrated into 95% of phrases uttered in Las Vegas, NV. If you hear a guy say that, you are legally allowed to punch them in the penis.)
-Kyndall tells Bruce to talk to Kris, because she’s embarrassing the sh*t out of them. He’s a little easier on her this time, saying that it has to come more natural and she can’t just make it happen. He reassures her that she’s a good mother, and you can’t just all of a sudden force herself in their lives. And there’s your weekly Bruce Jenner good advice of the week.
-Scott decides to have a couple drinks at dinner, and all signs are pointing towards him getting KRAZY AGAIN! He starts smacking his coworker, telling that funny old guy to dance, lookin’ all douchey, etc. We’re gonna get there! YEEEE-HAWWW! Yeah turns out he doesn’t, he’s pretty responsible with his partying, and he returns home to Kourtney without any issues. I’m disappointed in you, Scott. You’re worse than this! But in true Scott fashion, he demands an apology for Kourtney doubting him prior to the trip.
-And to button things up nicely, Kris makes up with Kyndall. They tell her that they want to spend time with her too, but on their terms. Translation: NEVER!
What did everybody else think of the episode? Were you as disappointed in the lack of horrible behavior by Scott? Do you feel bad for Kris, or do you think this is all her doing? Let me know what you think in the comments. Talk to you next week.
Bill
I don’t even watch this show Bill, because I can’t even stand to see these faces on the tabloids, but I just like reading your column anyway! Love the part where you respond to the ridiculous “Vegas Baby!” $hit!
Just for the record Scott and Kourtney have repeatidly said they are not putting Mason on the show because they want to keep him off the cameras. In fact, here is a link where they state that.
http://www.ivillage.com/why-you-wont-see-mason-kourtney-kardsahians-new-show/1-a-314130
Do more research before you start hating on the poor child.
Well since you asked what we think…Scott must be in some kind of program like AA…sure doesn’t make for good tv, but if you remember last season Kourtney was ready to leave because of his out of control drinking, he is behaving because of his family. I think just plain Scott, sober Scott is amusing just because of the way he acts. oh and I thought how you could put the two young girls names together Ky+dall, Kydall…like Brangelina