Written by: Bill Hudnutt Email: william.d.hudnutt@gmail.com Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/bhudnutt Twitter: www.twitter.com/billhudnutt

This week’s column is probably going to be a little bit shorter, as I was unable to take notes when I watched this week’s episode. Not that anybody should ever have to take stupid fu*king notes when watching the damn Kardashian family. Whatever. Let’s get to it.

-I was very excited when I saw the “previously on KUWTK” montage. It was Scott being all douchey, and Rob being all douchey with him. They’re trying to build suspense that Rob doesn’t like Scott anymore because his douchiness has escalated to a point that even Rob Kardashian himself can recognize it.

-Rob is turning 24, still lives with his sister and really hasn’t done all that much with his life. So he TOTALLY deserves to have an extravagant birthday party and sh*t. In Vegas. At the Mirage. Most likely paid for by the network.

-Rob invites the entire family, sans Kourtney and Mason. Kim is grilling him about it, and he’s all … Continue reading →

Written by: Bill Hudnutt Email: william.d.hudnutt@gmail.com Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/bhudnutt Twitter: www.twitter.com/billhudnutt

Because of last week’s holiday, KUWTK had a week off and thankfully didn’t return this week with a double length episode. But you know the Kardashians, and they can cram as much mind blowing content in 22 minutes with the best of them. If you were wondering coming into this episode if Kris Jenner was a raging fu*king lunatic, all of your questions were answered in this dramatic episode.

-I always like to read the DirecTV summary before the show to kind of find out what I’m getting into. This week’s said “Kourtney contemplates having a child”. Not to spoil the whole episode, but that’s not what it’s about at fu*king all.

-We start off at Khloe and Lamar’s house, and Rob has an itchy ass. He then starts scratching his ass on the corner of the countertop. That’s pretty gross, right? Lamar agrees. Rob says he’s doing what a bear would do in the forest, but Lamar tells him that bears … Continue reading →

Written by: Bill Hudnutt Email: william.d.hudnutt@gmail.com Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/bhudnutt Twitter: www.twitter.com/billhudnutt

Boy was this episode a doozy. Kris tries her best to emasculate her husband, and Kim is out to prove internet rumors wrong. In other words, a typical episode of “Keeping up with the Kardashians”. Let’s dive right into it.

-We start off this week’s episode with Kim and Kourtney going to see a trainer to perform “anti-gravity exercises”. For the duration of their workout, the girls complain, cuss, look very uncoordinated, and liken the exercises to giving birth and having sex. Sounds like a pretty tough workout, right? Well either these two women are in peak physical shape, or this whole thing was fu*king staged (crazy, I know). Why do I say that? Oh, I don’t know, maybe because THEY DIDN’T SWEAT. Not one drop. I’m sure it’s hard to break a sweat with all the makeup and sh*t they probably put on before going to the gym, but for the sake of preserving some semblance of reality, you might want … Continue reading →