-Reason number 1,342,094 why Bruce didn’t want his daughter to go to NYC for a photo shoot? This photographer is saying some creepy f***ing things. And having Kim there to protect her probably isn’t making him any more comfortable.
-The photographers and Kim think she’d be great as a runway model, so Kim takes it upon herself to schedule a class with a runway coach (prior to tonight, I didn’t know those existed). Kendall doesn’t want to do it because she has, you know, obligations. KIM DON’T WANNA HEAR NONE OF THAT. SKIP THAT SH*T, YOU’RE A KARDASHIAN (KIND OF). The fact that Kendall doesn’t want to do it to fulfill prior obligations leads me to believe that this one still has some hope.
-After arguing with her little sister, Kim calls boyfriend Kris over. She was really happy to see him, because she was beginning to think that “this trip was going to be all about Kendall”. Are you f***ing kidding me? IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE ALL ABOUT KENDALL. That pissed me off to no end.
-By the way, I looked up Kris Humphries’ numbers from last year, and they weren’t as bad as I thought. He averaged a double-double, which is respectable. But he did it for the New Jersey Nets, and playing on bad teams inflates stats. See Ramon Sessions and J.J. Hickson for the Cavs.
-Kris (Jennner) walks in on Kourtney and Scott having dinner, and Kourtney gets caught in her lie. How did she get through the door? She has copies of everyone’s key. Of course she does. Anyway, Scott and Kris get into it a bit, and Kris gets all pissy and leaves. Why did Kourtney think that her lie would get over?
-Back in the Kardashian household, Kris is stewing over the argument she had over at Kourtney’s house. For some reason she proclaims that she is a calm, mature woman while admitting she is not being calm. I know, makes no sense. Khloe tells her that maybe she should respect Kourtney and Scott’s privacy, and this just adds fuel to the fire. She feels that because the key has been taken from her, Scott and Kourtney don’t trust her. What? Your guess is as good as mine.
-Meanwhile, Kendall meets with the runway coach, and things aren’t going so well. For Kim, that is. Kendall doesn’t want to do it, and it’s showing. She’s goofing off, not taking serious, basically acting like what any 15 year old acts like when they’re disinterested. KIM NO LIKEY!!!
-Kim lambasts Kendall for not being a professional and walking out of the meeting. Kendall reveals that Kim once wanted to be a runway model, but she was too short. HA! How sad is that? A 30 year old multi-millionaire is trying to live vicariously through her 15 year old sister. This leads to Kendall ignoring Kim for the entire trip home, and this annoys Kim. Like being dragged 3,000 miles across the country to try to force them into something they don’t want to do is a f***ing blast.
-Then Bruce calls out Kim, and tells her that “it is MY job to push her, not yours”. BOOM. Roasted. Go home.
-Of course the sentimental music comes on, and Kim talks about how she forgets what it’s like to be a kid, and she apologizes. I’m going to go out on a limb here and say the pattern for each episode will be the following: we’ll all fight the whole damn episode, then have the main antagonist learn a lesson at the end!
-Kris goes back to the Disick/Kardashian household, for the third time this episode. She rings the doorbell! THE APOCALYPSE IS UPON US! She apologizes, gives the key back, and the words “respect” and “privacy” are said for the 342nd time in this episode (and also in this column). ALL IS WELL IN KARDASHIAN LAND….
-Until Kris has her “confessional” or whatever the hell it’s called and says that they’re going to regret this, because they’re going to need her one day. WHAT?!? Am I missing something here? Do you have to have a key to somebody’s house to help them out? Is that the KARDASHIAN KODE that one must hold a key to another’s house before any small favor can be done? Is she saying that she can’t let the cable guy in now? That she won’t be able to water their plants? I don’t get it.
That’s all for this week. Next week Kim gets her ass X-rayed, Kris contemplates changing her last name back to Kardashian from Jenner, and somehow this makes her a Jenner/Kardashian groupie.
Thanks to everybody for the kind words last week. Keep the conversation going in the comments, I’m anxious to see what everybody else thought of the episode.
Talk to you guys next week.
Bill
