KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS – 6/27/11

Written by: Bill Hudnutt Email: william.d.hudnutt@gmail.com Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/bhudnutt Twitter: www.twitter.com/billhudnutt

Boy was this episode a doozy. Kris tries her best to emasculate her husband, and Kim is out to prove internet rumors wrong. In other words, a typical episode of “Keeping up with the Kardashians”. Let’s dive right into it.

-We start off this week’s episode with Kim and Kourtney going to see a trainer to perform “anti-gravity exercises”. For the duration of their workout, the girls complain, cuss, look very uncoordinated, and liken the exercises to giving birth and having sex. Sounds like a pretty tough workout, right? Well either these two women are in peak physical shape, or this whole thing was fu*king staged (crazy, I know). Why do I say that? Oh, I don’t know, maybe because THEY DIDN’T SWEAT. Not one drop. I’m sure it’s hard to break a sweat with all the makeup and sh*t they probably put on before going to the gym, but for the sake of preserving some semblance of reality, you might want … Continue reading

July 24th, 2011 | No Comments | Posted in Kardashians Season 7

KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS – 6/20/11

Written by: Bill Hudnutt Email: william.d.hudnutt@gmail.com Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/bhudnutt Twitter: www.twitter.com/billhudnutt

If last week’s episode of “Keeping up with the Kardashians” taught us anything, it is that family should always come first. Fame, fortune, and celebrity should always take a back seat to the strong familial bonds that form when you take the time out of your busy schedule to sit down, relax, and chop it up with your loved ones. So what were this week’s lessons? Push your little sister into starting her career in something she doesn’t want to do, and limit your family’s access to your home. Outside of “LOST”, no show in television history can flip your f***in’ sh*t upside down like “Keeping up with the Kardashians” can. Let’s get into the details of the episode.

-When I checked out the DirecTV summary for this week’s episode, it simply said “Kris and Scott come to blows”. My mind went crazy. Will Kris Humphries knock Scott out? Will Kris Jenner get into an awkward girlfriend’s mother/boyfriend argument? Win-win if you … Continue reading

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KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS – 6/13/11

Written by: Bill Hudnutt Email: william.d.hudnutt@gmail.com Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/bhudnutt Twitter: www.twitter.com/billhudnutt

Last night, “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” returned for its sixth season. You read that correctly. We are now living in a world where “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” will have existed for at least SIX YEARS. That in itself is pretty f***ing impressive, but even more so when this show has spawned three spinoffs, and probably a couple more when the two youngest ones decide to sign their life away and get a show of their own. A sex tape featuring Kim and Brandy’s little brother launched a reality show empire. Kris Jenner is probably the only woman on Earth that is happy with the fact that her daughter taped herself having sex with a failed rapper, then had said tape distributed through a huge porn company. Enough already, let’s get to what transpired on last night’s riveting episode.

The season starts out at some restaurant with Kim Kardashian and (SPOILER ALERT!) fiancé Kris Humphries, a member of the New Jersey … Continue reading

July 24th, 2011 | No Comments | Posted in Kardashians Season 7