-Kim agrees with Kris, and says that her morals and values coincide with her mother’s. Do we need to bring up again that you filmed yourself having sex and then sold it to a huge porn company? Unless by values she means whoring (quite literally in this case) yourself out to make the most money. Then yes, they do coincide, Kimberly.
-On their way home, Kourtney and Scott are talking about what just happened. Scott pretty much says that he doesn’t even know why Kris would want them married, because she doesn’t like him. Throughout this whole thing, Scott tells the audience he DOES want to get married, but doesn’t want to rock the boat with Kourtney. Kourtney TOTALLY agrees that they shouldn’t be married, and you can see his little heart break like Ralph Wiggum’s in “The Simpsons” when Lisa dogs him.
-Then we find out why Kourtney doesn’t want to get married, and she pretty much says that Scott has been such a colossal fu*k-up for his adult years that she doesn’t trust him. She doesn’t want to get married then divorced, because her parents’ divorce when she was a child scarred her and doesn’t want the same for Mason (if he in fact exists). That is by far the smartest thing that has ever been said on this show. She doesn’t want to tell Kris this because she wants to spare her feelings.
-Now we’re at this wedding, and Pastor Brad and whatever his fiancée’s name are being married by Kris and his father. It should be noted that Kris is wearing a very comical bowtie that pretty much reaches both of her shoulders. She really looks like she’s the valet or some sh*t like that. She gets choked up and stumbles on a couple of her lines, but she manages to get through it just in time to…
-TELL KOURTNEY THAT YOU BETTER GET MARRIED BECAUSE THAT’S GOD’S PLAN AND HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO GET YOU ANOTHER E! SPINOFF IF THERE ISN’T SOME EXTRAVAGANT WEDDING! LEARN FROM YOUR SISTER IDIOT!
-They have this discussion AGAIN, Kris starts to KRY but Kourtney ain’t gonna take that sh*t and leaves the room. But not before calling her a control freak. It’s like Kourtney was reading my mind this episode.
-Another cryptic line from Kris…she pretty much says that she hopes they face God’s wrath if they don’t get married. Correct me if I’m wrong, but did Kris just say she hopes they go to Hell if they don’t wed? Yikes. Maybe SHE is Satan. Maybe I didn’t imagine those flames. Maybe it’s the LSD. Who knows.
-And next week, Bruce puts a candle in his ear because that apparently helps hearing loss, and Rob gets what is probably a very minor surgery but they hyped it up to make it seem like he’s having open heart surgery. Be sure to read Kasey’s column on “RW/RR Rivals”, because there’s a whole lot of debauchery happening on that show as well.
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Bill
