KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS – 7/25/11

Written by: Bill Hudnutt Email: william.d.hudnutt@gmail.com Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/bhudnutt Twitter: www.twitter.com/billhudnutt

So I had to get up super early this morning to catch a flight, and I was all worried my alarm wasn’t going to go off. So I slept like sh*t, but had some really weird dreams. Honest to God, I had a dream that Kris Jenner was depressed, so she went on her computer and just looked at how much money she had. And it was increasing by the second. I fu*king hate her. What’s in store this week? Let’s get to it.

-I am writing this week’s column on the plane, and this is fu*king miserable. The piece of sh*t in front of me keeps jerking his seat back into my computer. How in the fu*k does he not realize what he’s doing? People travel like idiots.

-Anyway, we start off this week’s episode by going on a shopping trip with Khloe and Kim. Khloe points out that Kim has some nasty ass rash all over her legs, and Kim … Continue reading

July 25th, 2011 | 11 Comments | Posted in Kardashians Season 7

KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS – 7/18/11

Written by: Bill Hudnutt Email: william.d.hudnutt@gmail.com Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/bhudnutt Twitter: www.twitter.com/billhudnutt

This week’s column is probably going to be a little bit shorter, as I was unable to take notes when I watched this week’s episode. Not that anybody should ever have to take stupid fu*king notes when watching the damn Kardashian family. Whatever. Let’s get to it.

-I was very excited when I saw the “previously on KUWTK” montage. It was Scott being all douchey, and Rob being all douchey with him. They’re trying to build suspense that Rob doesn’t like Scott anymore because his douchiness has escalated to a point that even Rob Kardashian himself can recognize it.

-Rob is turning 24, still lives with his sister and really hasn’t done all that much with his life. So he TOTALLY deserves to have an extravagant birthday party and sh*t. In Vegas. At the Mirage. Most likely paid for by the network.

-Rob invites the entire family, sans Kourtney and Mason. Kim is grilling him about it, and he’s all … Continue reading

July 24th, 2011 | 2 Comments | Posted in Kardashians Season 7

KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS – 7/11/11

Written by: Bill Hudnutt Email: william.d.hudnutt@gmail.com Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/bhudnutt Twitter: www.twitter.com/billhudnutt

Because of last week’s holiday, KUWTK had a week off and thankfully didn’t return this week with a double length episode. But you know the Kardashians, and they can cram as much mind blowing content in 22 minutes with the best of them. If you were wondering coming into this episode if Kris Jenner was a raging fu*king lunatic, all of your questions were answered in this dramatic episode.

-I always like to read the DirecTV summary before the show to kind of find out what I’m getting into. This week’s said “Kourtney contemplates having a child”. Not to spoil the whole episode, but that’s not what it’s about at fu*king all.

-We start off at Khloe and Lamar’s house, and Rob has an itchy ass. He then starts scratching his ass on the corner of the countertop. That’s pretty gross, right? Lamar agrees. Rob says he’s doing what a bear would do in the forest, but Lamar tells him that bears … Continue reading

July 24th, 2011 | No Comments | Posted in Kardashians Season 7